An Odd Case of BordomChuck Norris jokes anyone?
-Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Isles, now they're just called the Isles.
-When Chuck Norris walks into a room, he doesn't turn the light on, he turns the dark off...
-If Chuck Norris kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris kicks you and misses, the resulting wind will rip out your spleen.
-Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
-Evolution does not exist, there is only a list of animals that Chuck Norris hasn't hunted down to extinction... Yet...
-Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing people with knives was too easy.
-When Chuck Norris donates blood, he refuses the needle, and instead asks for a bucket and a handgun.
Hopefully there is one or two in there that people haven't heard a million times or more...
Cheerful
Devious Comments
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If you think you are going to die, hold on tighter
If you know you are going to die, just let go.
Film schools' a constant adventure...
Every day I get to babysit a bunch of a.d.d./crack riddled 6th graders for less than minimum wadge!
Yeah, it's awesome!
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If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off it.
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I see your butter, and raise you some cheddar cheese!
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If you think you are going to die, hold on tighter
If you know you are going to die, just let go.
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If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off it.
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I see your butter, and raise you some cheddar cheese!
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