Been studying for a while, so I think I'll take a break, regain my sanity and tell a joke!

This is a good one, most really dirty jokes are...

-There's a hippie on a bus. He sees a very hot nun on the bus and asks her to sleep with him. The nun is disgusted and gets off at the next stop.
The bus driver tells the hippie "Hey, I have an idea for how you can hook up with that nun. Every night at midnight she goes to the cemetery and prays. If you dress up as Jesus you can get her to sleep with you"

The hippie thinks this is a great idea, and thanks the bus driver. That night he goes up to the cemetery and sees the nun praying. He jumps out of a bush wearing a robe and a glow-in-the-dark mask and says "I am Jesus, and I command you to have sex with me".
The nun says "Ok, but in order to retain my chastity, we can only do anal sex."

After they are done, the hippie throws off his costume and yells "Surprise I'm the hippie!"
The nun throws off her costume and yells "Surprise I'm the bus driver!"

It's my birthday!

I sold my first print on Sept. 4!
Thank you, you really have made me a happy person!

Other news: I've survived my first two weeks at MSU. I've had one hell of a good time so far, and I'm glad to be just getting started.
I got a job (actually 2 jobs) with Montana PBS (KUSM) in both Broadcast Operations and Promotions Editing. All within three days of arriving here! Life's taking off, and my only concern now is how to keep this airplane fueled and flying.
I got to meet one of my heroes today at PBS as well, one of the original creators of Final Cut Pro. He told me some interesting things about the start of the program, and even gave me a few hints for finding Easter eggs in the splash screen, etc...
I also met Steve Lopez, the author of The Soloist, kind of cool if I may say so myself...
College is great except that it's hard to find water here that isn't infused with sugar and high-sucrose corn syrup...

Oh (I almost forgot) here's a few more lines from my Chuck Norris one-a-day calender!

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. That is unless he smiles while roundhouse kicking someone in the face, then two people die.

Chuck Norris plays Minesweeper on Hard with actual mines.

Chuck Norris sunk Atlantis.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits...

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Chuck Norris CAN believe It's not butter!

Oh, and I've got another fractal to upload today.

Boredom is the best way to get random things done, like journal updates.
Chuck Norris jokes anyone?


-Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Isles, now they're just called the Isles.

-When Chuck Norris walks into a room, he doesn't turn the light on, he turns the dark off...

-If Chuck Norris kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris kicks you and misses, the resulting wind will rip out your spleen.

-Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

-Evolution does not exist, there is only a list of animals that Chuck Norris hasn't hunted down to extinction... Yet...

-Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing people with knives was too easy.

-When Chuck Norris donates blood, he refuses the needle, and instead asks for a bucket and a handgun.


Hopefully there is one or two in there that people haven't heard a million times or more...

Just thought I'd post up something random, since that little journal about my hospital experience seems to cast a dark and depressing cloud over my page. Can't have that happening now can we?

Think I'll just waste your time, and the rest of this text box with some jokes...

Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill????
A: To get to the bottom!

Q: What is the strongest letter in the alphabet?
A: P because not even Superman can hold it!

-If flying is so safe, then why is it called the terminal?
-Why does the sun turn your skin dark, but your hair light?
-Why are they called apartments when they're stuck together?
-Why is the man who handles your investments called a broker?
-Politics poly meaning many, tics meaning blood sucking parasites.

So two rednecks are going hunting in the woods. Theo turns to Dudley and says
"Now listen 'ere Dudley, if one of us dun finds a deer, we's going to shoot a flare up high so we's know to help out."
Dudley nods, then both hunters find their own huntin' grounds.

Dudley gets a huntin' when he realizes that he's not seen a gent's room in several hours. So he finds a tree, climbs up to a branch shaped like a Y, and gets to doin' his business. He throws out a log of his own with so much effort that he unwittingly slips into a nap.

Theo in the mean time finds himself a deer, and shoots his flare way up high. He waits, but when Dudley doesn't come, he starts gutting the deer all on his lonesome. After a while, he starts to looks for Dudley, because this is some tiring work.
He comes across Dudley takin a nap in a tree, his britches hung 'round his knees and decides to play a prank, as most backwoods hunters like to do. He grabs all them deer guts and put's em neat in a pile under Dudley's perch.

Well, Theo gets the deer meat back to their campsite and waits for Dudley.
When he finally comes back, some 'ours later, Theo starts giving him a hard time.
"So, why's you so late? I'd done prepared this back an everythin'!"
"Well" says Dudley, "I passed my guts out, so it took me a while to find a sturdy stick and put everything back where it goes!"

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Ok yeah randomness... Enjoy!