Just thought I'd post up something random, since that little journal about my hospital experience seems to cast a dark and depressing cloud over my page. Can't have that happening now can we?

Think I'll just waste your time, and the rest of this text box with some jokes...

Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill????
A: To get to the bottom!

Q: What is the strongest letter in the alphabet?
A: P because not even Superman can hold it!

-If flying is so safe, then why is it called the terminal?
-Why does the sun turn your skin dark, but your hair light?
-Why are they called apartments when they're stuck together?
-Why is the man who handles your investments called a broker?
-Politics poly meaning many, tics meaning blood sucking parasites.

So two rednecks are going hunting in the woods. Theo turns to Dudley and says
"Now listen 'ere Dudley, if one of us dun finds a deer, we's going to shoot a flare up high so we's know to help out."
Dudley nods, then both hunters find their own huntin' grounds.

Dudley gets a huntin' when he realizes that he's not seen a gent's room in several hours. So he finds a tree, climbs up to a branch shaped like a Y, and gets to doin' his business. He throws out a log of his own with so much effort that he unwittingly slips into a nap.

Theo in the mean time finds himself a deer, and shoots his flare way up high. He waits, but when Dudley doesn't come, he starts gutting the deer all on his lonesome. After a while, he starts to looks for Dudley, because this is some tiring work.
He comes across Dudley takin a nap in a tree, his britches hung 'round his knees and decides to play a prank, as most backwoods hunters like to do. He grabs all them deer guts and put's em neat in a pile under Dudley's perch.

Well, Theo gets the deer meat back to their campsite and waits for Dudley.
When he finally comes back, some 'ours later, Theo starts giving him a hard time.
"So, why's you so late? I'd done prepared this back an everythin'!"
"Well" says Dudley, "I passed my guts out, so it took me a while to find a sturdy stick and put everything back where it goes!"

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Ok yeah randomness... Enjoy!